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The Rundown: August 2024

Don’t adjust your TV sets, it is indeed October. I’ve spent the better part of the summer preparing for and going on a massive 2-week vacation, and I haven’t been able to give my blog the attention it deserves. If you’re stumbling across this post, I’ve been doing flash reviews of (almost) every new album I listen to this year, from Ariana Grande to local hardcore bands. This month, I actually have 42 albums but for the sake of my sanity and yours, I’m going to cap this post at 35.

Coming up below, we’ve got a handful of indie-pop artists, some experimental African music, some iffy dance music, the only album this year I haven’t bothered to finish, and a lot of good old-fashioned garage rock.

Jack White – No Name

I sometimes forget how much I love Jack White. Across his works with the Stripes, the Raconteurs, the Dead Weather and solo, there’s only four albums I would say I dislike. He’s always been an impatient songwriter, but his records have had measured levels of ambition. No Name might be his most down-to-earth set since the middle of the White Stripes run – just a good ol’ collection of no-frills blues rock. It’s the most White Stripes album since, to be honest, Get Behind Me Satan. There’s some of that garage-punk energy, a lot of bluesy riffs, and just compact songwriting everywhere. Some of the back half gets a little repetitive, there is a bit of an itch for some of Jack’s more ambitious stuff to be had. But overall, this is just a slambang rock record. “It’s Rough On Rats” into “Archbishop Harold Holmes” into the manic “Bombing Out” will go down as one of the best three-song runs of any 2024 album. And the closer “Terminal Archenemy Endling” – maybe the only patient song on the album – may be better than all of them. Another critical strike against the tedious and harmful “Rock is dead!!” crowd. 

Grade: 8/10   Initial release date: 8/2/24

Liquid Mike – Paul Bunyan’s Slingshot

You can’t please all the people, and similarly, you can’t always be pleased. Despite my efforts to like all genres, there’s a couple I just don’t – and pop-punk is at the top of the list. It’s a marriage of two genres I love, one built entirely on contradictions and an inherent insincerity that can only come from combining two directly opposing forces. Anyways, I liked this about as much as I can like a pop-punk album; it’s low-key and it’s got some spunk. It’s more punk than pop, with enough energy and fuzz to separate it from some lamer counterparts. The related artists pages for these groups are all interchangeable bands in Carhartt beanies, but Liquid Mike might be one of the more fun ones. Not bad, if not really for me. 

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 2/2/24

MIKE & Tony Seltzer – Pinball

From a Liquid Mike to a very solid one. I’m generally not into rap that’s on the more lowkey side, but when it’s as effortless as this is, then it’s undeniable. I’ve never listened to MIKE but I keep seeing his name as a critical darling, and for good reason. Pinball is a masterpiece that doesn’t feel like one; quiet and short tunes that hide their bluntness in plain sight. Only three of the eleven songs are over two minutes, tunes that feel more like daydreams and out-loud musings. There’s a run in the middle of the album that’s just extraordinary. Great lyrics, great beats, great ideas. Real winner here.

Grade: 8/10   Initial release date: 3/6/24

A. G. Cook – Britpop

Yowza. It’s already bold to name your album after a mostly defunct genre, and much more so to make a triple album. I don’t know much about Cook, and went into this with only a rough idea what to expect. The three mini-albums played out pretty much as I anticipated, and on the whole he justifies the length. The first disc marries the two ideas that will populate the subsequent albums, a mix of electro and indie. The songs on disc 1 are by and large very fun, and very thrilling dance songs. As if the album isn’t already both bold and long, Cook kicks it off with a track just shy of 10 minutes. It’s also one of the best songs across the whole marathon. Disc 2 is certainly the weakest, and the one that I would stereotypically enjoy the most – the indie disc. It’s a collection of loved but ultimately worn and rote indie tunes that are pleasant to listen to, but don’t pass any sort of longevity test. They’re a majority guitar-based, which does offer a nice interlude between electro influences. And yes, disc 3 is a majority electro tunes. They’re also very fun, but much closer to straight dance music than disc 1. The indie elements are largely drained out in favor of a full dance party, and a party it is. It’s a very fun way to close out the spectacle, especially after a more timid centerpiece. I listened to this as three distinct discs across three weeks, and I’d recommend that approach – at 100 minutes, it’s too much of a good thing for one sitting, even if the ‘good thing’ is multiple things. But as chunks, it’s a lot of fun. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 5/10/24

JPEGMAFIA – I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU

I’m sorry that I’m the flavor of caucasian who loves Peggy specifically but I am, and this is his finest set since Veteran. It’s also the most manic thing he’s ever released, closer to hyperpop than anything else. It’s absurdly beat-heavy, dense, and thrilling. Peggy even gets somewhat lost in the front half, in songs that focus heavily on the bass beats. He shines through on the more measured back half, with some songs that get much more earnest. His guests on this album are Vince Staples and Denzel Curry, two guys known just as much for their intense and mainstream-eschewing rap. So you know what you’re gonna get – paranoid and catchy music that’s too abrasive to play on the family speakers. One of my favorites of the year. I think Knocked Loose still has the best album with a cross on the cover, though.

Grade: 8.5/10   Initial release date: 8/1/24

The Hope Conspiracy – Tools of Oppression/Rule by Deception

Long live Boston hardcore. This post is probably going to end up being very long and there isn’t much to say so let’s keep this short. The Hope Conspiracy are legends, and this is a legacy album. Good solid hardcore, it doesn’t really have anything new to say but it’s all grit and well-established political lyrics. There’s a million other Boston hardcore records like it – including a few by this band themselves – but if you’re like me, you’re always down for a bit more.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 5/31/24

Clairo – Charm 

Boston has always been a hub for all things punk and indie, and it only makes sense that the city would claim someone to rule over the current indie-pop movement. A lot of the over-produced, saccharine indie-pop can get repetitive easily, but Clairo’s new one is genuinely beautiful. I wasn’t super into her last album, but this one is full of small, pretty and balanced songs. The production is minimalist, avoiding the trappings of many of Clario’s cohorts. Instead, the focus is on her gorgeous vocals and the threadbare instrumentation. I need to give this one a second listen – the back half was hampered by getting on a train full of inebriated boomers going to a Journey concert and I could earnestly barely hear the album. And yet – it grabbed me fully.

Also, please check out the music video for “Juna.” While I am not in the video, it was clearly filmed before a wrestling event I went to. Most of these wrestlers are local ones that aren’t known outside the area, and now there’s millions of eyes on them. My little wrestling boys are in the stars!

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 7/12/24

Frances Forever – Lockjaw

While Clairo may have claimed the Boston indie-pop throne, Frances Forever is still putting up a fight. Though named after a Mitski song, their music much more closely resembles that of beabadoobee or even Girl In Red, indie-pop that’s beat-heavy and produced to the max. It puts them at a disadvantage, because it is tough to disentangle this album from an already oversaturated market. The advantage here though lies all in the lyrics. “Mr. Man” is an outright funny response to a creepy older man hitting on them. There’s an unfiltered quality to the lyrics that intentionally spar with the largely innocent music. This is evident in the bluntly titled songs “Weeb” and “Monica Gives Me Lockjaw.” While there’s already too many of these pleasant, overproduced indie-pop albums, this one scrapes by on words.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 6/28/24

Yumi Nu – BLOODY

Given the album’s lo-fi and pink cover, I went into this thinking it might be some kind of glitchy or even vaporwave type of thing – but it’s more of the overproduced indie-pop similar to Frances Forever. This album isn’t particularly interesting or unique, but at only 7 songs and 23 minutes, it isn’t too much either. Instead it’s a healthy dose of indie-pop, a fun sample even if it falls far short of unique. Two songs on the back half, “Former Life” and “Pink Chalk” are the best on the album, two fun indie ditties. Nu is, for what it’s worth, the niece of Steve Aoki, and seems to be eschewing nepotism or automatic points in favor of doing her thing, which is cool. 

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 5/24/24

Melvins – Tarantula Heart

This is one I was saving for an opportune time. As it turned out, that time was a morning hype-up for a big training at work I had to lead. I’m no diehard Melvins guy, but I love their bigger works. The pre-grunge kinda-doom metal is so up my alley, and this album mostly works. I feel like Melvins had a quantity-over-quality period for a few years and it’s good to see them wean themselves off of it. The opening track here is bold, even by Melvins standards – a nineteen minute odyssey that’s a lot calmer and melodic than anyone would expect. It’s also the longest-ever Melvins album cut, at least that I can find. Side B is just classic Melvins though; brutally loud and heavy stoner-metal that isn’t interested in being glacial. “Working the Ditch” and “Allergic to Food” are absolute rippers, in line with Melvins classics. On the whole, it’s a curious listen, because the first half is just one instrumental, experimental track that maybe isn’t worth the time but maybe is. It’s only five songs total, but there’s only so much Melvins you can take at once. There’s some classic old school stuff here. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 4/19/24

Cola – The Gloss

Either there’s quietly a post-punk revolution happening, or these albums just happen to keep falling in my lap. Earnestly, I think it’s the former. Like Omni, Cheekface and GUPPY before them, Cola’s new album is metrical guitars and spoken lyrics, as much B-52s as it is Gang of Four, but softer than either. I’ve listened to a Cola album or two in the past, finding that I pretty much always like the songs without loving any of them. That trend continues on The Gloss, a disarmingly soft record that’s nonetheless Cola. Everything feels a little muted, and it makes for an inviting listen, even if it is often a bit tepid. It does need a bit more oomph at times, the whole affair feels a little lackluster by the end. But the approach is interesting, and bigger fans of the band might be super engaged with this.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 6/14/24

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard – Flight b741

I came into this one with a lot of worry – I’m a King Gizz obsessive, one of the Gizzhead cult members, but I’ve never been much into their groovier stuff. I had heard that this one was a spiritual sequel to Fishing For Fishies, the penultimate entry in my ranking of their 26 albums. This was a lot of fun, however. KGLW had a few years where they got a bit lost in the quality v quantity debate, but they’ve now delivered three straight winners – in metal, krautrock and boogie, no less. This album is funky and bluesy, and often very spirited. A lot of Gizz’s lighter albums have been partially or fully improvised, but this album benefits from a locked-in band playing songs they’ve already jammed on before. This won’t go down as one of the best KGLW albums, but it’s one of the better recent ones – and certainly the best of the groove ones. No two Gizz fans will ever fully agree, so you probably don’t feel the same. I saw them a few days after the album’s release, and they played three cuts from this album – they ripped live.

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/9/24

Melt-Banana – 3+5

Japan’s Melt-Banana served as my intro to noise music. They were the first, and for a long time only, noise band I really heard and digested; I’ve been a huge fan for almost 20 years now. Although the duo has gotten older and quainter, their hyper-aggressive punk is no less gnarly. Their first album in 11 years is short, and the songs are neither the experimental seconds-long chunks of Cactuses Come In Flocks nor the longer, more developed tracks of Cell-Scape. They’re the closest thing to true punk songs the band has done, and they absolutely rip. Every song rocks, and nearly all have the expected 1000BPM. Easily one of my favorite albums of the year, the duo was going to have to work hard to not make that cut. Also, I finally got to see them this spring – best show I’ve seen all year.

Grade: 8.5   Initial release date: 8/23/24

Four Tet – Three

I’ve always had an appreciation for electronic artists like Four Tet, but save a couple key artists (Depeche Mode, LCD Soundsystem), it’s only been recently that I’ve started to learn to really enjoy it. I say this to say that there’s a handful of electro-indie artists I’ve slept on, and I’m not overly familiar with Four Tet. By the commutative property, I assumed this would be something akin to Hot Chip, but it was much more ambient. It’s peaceful music, relaxing without being too calm or uninspired. As commuting music, it didn’t work too well, but I could see it being great working/studying music – it’s light but mentally stimulating enough to engage with. Not fully me music, but, I get it.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 3/15/24

Oso oso – Life Till Bones

Oso oso exists right on the line of indie and pop-punk where I tend to find bands I like, despite not liking the latter genre much. I’ve enjoyed all of their albums, this one no different. The band has a way of hiding some devastating stuff within simple, conventional music. These are quaint indie-ish songs, mostly unassuming, like a lot of the current wave of pop-punk. But beneath the surface is innate self-awareness and distressing truths far beyond most bands. It’s a personal record, and still not within humility and humor – with one of my favorite covers of the year.

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/9/24

Cults – To The Ghosts

I was obsessed with Cults first hit, “Go Outside” in 2009 – it was the year I entered college, and I was bumping all the indie-pop I could find. But it was only recently that I realized that they’ve been scoring other hits this whole time and maintain a sizable fanbase (I’ve somehow missed their continued popularity and thought they were relegated to one-hit wonder). So I’m not incredibly familiar with most of their albums, but I think I can thread the needle, because this sounds pretty identical to 2009 Cults. The formula still works – dreamy, overly-feminine vocals and catchy guitar-pop. But the album slogs on with too many similar elements. It’s a fun listen, but there’s nothing here you haven’t heard before.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 7/26

The Smashing Pumpkins – Aghori Mhori Mei

Billy Corgan always has something to prove. The Pumpkins were always on the heavier side of the “grunge” spectrum, and had the side effect of producing some of the much, much worse post-grunge bands. Not content to be lumped in alongside Staind, Corgan kept pushing his band to be great (as a side note, I remain the only Zeitgeist stan). Now as the subject of memes, a wrestling promotion owner and a Qanon whacko, he’s still fighting. Even if this album isn’t a big notch in their catalog, you have to admire them for remaining ambitious. This album is a nice return to form after a few years of heady, conceptual nonsense – just a no-frills pseudo-metal album that rips more often than not. The two 6+ minute songs that kick the album off threaten more proggy stuff, but after that it’s just radio metal throwbacks. On the whole, a lot of the tunes are not actually all that interesting; however, the album has a signature sound that is unique from other Pumpkins albums. Also, a couple songs go hard as hell. The opening and closing songs, “Edin” and “Marnau,” are bonkers. Ultimately, it’s a mid-tier Pumpkins album. But considering their longevity and how many of their contemporaries have hit the complacent stage of their careers, that alone is worth celebrating.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 8/2/24

Stalefish – Stalefish Does America

Alright I need to come clean about this one. I heard a song from this band on the weekly SiriusXMU countdown and misheard the DJ, when he said it was an Austin band I heard a Boston band. I may not have bothered with the album had I heard him correctly, but I’m glad I did. As a debut, it’s still pretty green, but the band has a cool approach – 90’s style fuzzy indie rock, but with three lead singers. And they smartly kick the album off with one song apiece. It’s ultimately hit-and-miss, but I appreciate any 90’s throwbacks. Watch this space for more on them, they’ve already pumped their second album out too.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 1/12/24

Avalanche Kaito – Talitakum

I have no clue where I pulled this one from, and I wonder if I stumbled on it while forgetting the name of Hiatus Kaiyote. I put this one on completely blind, and my god, I loved it. It combines two things I love – noise music and African music – into one. Traditional African rhythms are deployed courtesy of singer Kaito Winse, while he’s backed by a noisy duo from Belgium. The result is a downright thrilling and unpredictable album that stays on the fun side of experimentation without sacrificing energy. This is the type of thing designed exactly for me, and I can’t wait to dig into their previous albums. It’s tough to talk about highly experimental music like this, but if it sounds up your alley, then it probably is. Definitely one of the better releases this year.

Grade: 8/10   Initial release date: 4/12/24

WILLOW – empathogen

I haven’t kept up with Willow’s music at all, but I heard some buzz around this one and hey, new music is new music. I didn’t know what to expect but I certainly was caught off-guard. The young singer’s sixth (!) album is disarmingly pretty and quaint, some soft and emotional songs that drift through rock, R&B and jazz influences. It’s all very natural and effortless, her vocals smooth and the music heavenly. It’s a fine record, and in a less packed year it would be a standout. It’s fair to say that Willow wouldn’t have had a crumb of this much success without having world-famous parents, but don’t consider this to be nepo baby music – this is genuine stuff.

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 5/3/24

WHY? – The Well I Fell Into

I’ve always had a weird relationship with the music of WHY?, an indie rock group fronted by rapper Yoni Wolf. A lot of their/his early music is experimental in a way that doesn’t click with me, and some of the output in the mid 2010’s I find shockingly terrible. But in between comes a couple of good albums and EP’s, including the genuine five-star classic Alopecia. Now in his mid-40’s, it seems Wolf has stopped letting his ambition get the best of him, a symptom of his best and worst albums. This album is quaint, personal songs that tone down the music. With relatively minimalistic, adult music and rapped lyrics, these tracks come off more like poems or notes read aloud. The whole isn’t fantastic, as there’s just a little something missing, but it’s refreshing to hear something so grounded from a man hell-bent on left turns. This is definitely the most accessible WHY? album, just not among the greatest.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 8/2/24

Los Campesinos! – All Hell

I feel like I’ve grown up with Welsh indie lifers Los Campesinos! Truthfully, I have. You look at the bouncy, quirky and goofy indie they were doing in 2009 and compare it to this record. I’ve been around since day one, and it’s so great to see the band come back to take a victory lap like this. This is the most mature they’ve ever sounded, a healthy mix of bombastic songs and quiet burners, an expected mix of lyrics that are both tongue-in-cheek and brutally emotional. The band has always been openly left-wing politically, but they’re unfiltered here, to great success. They’ve shaken off the directly catchy, vocals-and-bells rhythms of yesteryear in favor of indie that’s patient and introspective. That’s been the case for a while, but even more so here. The band sounds both calmer and angrier, an effect of maturity. But don’t think that’s all a serious affair, we’ve still got songs like “Adult Acne Stigmata,” “Hell In A Handjob” and “The Coin-Op Guillotine.” Yet another winner from one of the strongest catalogs out there. 

Grade: 8/10   Initial release date: 7/19/24

Eminem – The Death of Slim Shady

Man, what are we doing here? Even when I absolutely hate an album, I always finish it. I turned this off after three songs. I’ve never been an Em fan beyond a few of his serious songs; he’s technically proficient, sure, but I’ve never cared about what he has to say. He used to be edgy but this is just….sad. The ‘real’ Eminem is older and more mature, denouncing Trump and coming off as more moralistic. Part of this journey involves “killing off” his alter ego that says offensive stuff. But he allows one last, hour-long gasp from Slim. It’s an excuse to be offensive again that is, well, slim. He comes out of the gates with some transphobic jokes that would’ve been weak from Greg Gutfield in 2014. What comes after that? I couldn’t tell you, I turned it off. Who is this for? Is Em trying to bring back a conservative fanbase? It’s not like he’s got anything pertinent to say. The minimal amount of this that I listened to made Em sound like that 45-year-old guy who still talks about high school, the guy who has Doritos as a lunch, the guy who still says “le epic” in earnest. After years of quietly cultivating a more specific audience, Em does everything he can to offend and agitate his listeners. It’s an unbelievable, tactical, unforced error. In killing off Slim Shady, he may have killed off Marshall Mathers. Who gives a shit.

Grade: DNF   Initial release date: 7/12/24

 

Tonnerre – La Nuit Sauvage

Between Gojira playing the Olympics and this stellar album, it could be a big year for French metal. Tonnerre – who are actually Canadian, I’m just doing a false equivalency here – are styled after old-school hard rock, a la Blue Oyster Cult. I have a lot of love in my heart for these bands, and Tonnerre do a real fine job emulating them. There’s a thin line between cool 70’s hard rock and skidmark 00’s radio rock, and Tonnerre smartly never cross it. It’s a calm and collected rock record. With lyrics entirely in French, it’s easy to get lost in the music. I do wish they let loose a little more, they stay needlessly restrained. But, I had a blast listening to it too. It’s like Deep Purple is fresh and young all over again. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 4/5/24

Thee Oh Sees – SORCS 80

I’m a diehard Osees fan and even I can’t keep up with the lore. The band changes genres as often as they change the spelling of their name (long live Oh Sees, The OCS, The Ohsees, etc). Jon Dwyer particularly lost his mind during COVID, releasing a bunch of deeply experimental, mostly unlistenable solo records before looping back around to garage rock. Now, he’s doing a full punk album with no guitars. It sounds like a writing exercise. The album is centered around grimy synth and samples, and it’s mostly effective. Like a lot of Dwyer records, the best songs are the biggest bruisers. Some songs lose their way in midtempo land, but the punchy screamy punk tunes just rock. I’m not sure why he decided to ditch the guitars to write songs that sound like guitars anyways, but I can’t explain most of what Dwyer does. I’m just along for the ride. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/9/24

Ty Segall – Love Rudiments

For a few years, Ty Segall and Osees worked hand-in-hand as the two prolific monsters of garage rock. But while Dwyer lost his mind, Segall cemented his. Over the last few years, his output has slowed way down and his music has gotten more mature. He still dabbles in experimentation, though, and his second release of 2024 cashes in some saved up checks. Love Rudiments is four tracks, but really many small segments, and comprised of (almost) entirely percussion. I’m a huge sucker for percussion music, so naturally I loved this. It’s fun and jazzy, never getting too heady or too “Moby Dick” freakout, just pleasant drum music. It is interesting that there are still distinct Segall rhythms in there. Some of the segments manage to sound like traditional Ty despite having no guitars or vocals. As much as it is experimental, it’s not a total left-field jump, just a different extension of his sound. It isn’t as inaccessible as it sounds, and I welcome anyone to listen to it who likes, well, drums.

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/30/24

Justice – Hyperdrama

I’ve always liked what tidbits of Justice’s music I’ve heard, but it’s never grabbed me like it has many of my peers. It’s also never grabbed me in the same way as say, Daft Punk or Aphex Twin. The French duo hasn’t exactly been prolific over the years, which makes this album all the more disappointing. While the opening two tracks set a blistering dancehall pace, much of this album feels designed for the Coachella stage. Light, somewhat generic beats dominate much of this album, with little else to grab on to. I’m sure these songs are mesmerizing live, but as something to just listen to casually, it leaves a lot to be desired. The album ropes back into some cool stuff towards the end, but the middle half is a bloat of unambitious dance tracks that sound less like Justice and more like the middle manager EDM fest bands that have tried to feebly imitate Justice. 

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 4/26/24

Jane Weaver – Love In Constant Spectacle

You’ll have to forgive me because I’ve fallen way behind in my reviews, and this one won’t be getting the proper unconditional praise that it deserves. Like many albums this year, I tossed this on completely blind. The descriptions of Weaver toss around terms like “experimental” and “free jazz” but this is mostly woman-and-a-guitar music; if that sounds like denigration, it isn’t. I was floored by how beautiful these songs are. They’re minimalistic, a small sound in an open space, and yet captivating. Tons of singer-songwriters over the years have tried to capture the feeling of playing in the same room as the listener, and many would be jealous to do it the way Weaver does on every single song here. The rhythms are so simple yet riveting across the board. Some songs are certainly better than others – but the best ones propel this album into an elite territory. Some really special stuff.

Grade: 8/10   Initial release date: 4/5/24

X – Smoke and Fiction

I often wonder about what X would look like if they had stayed together all these years. Would they have gone the way of ‘sellout’ punk bands doing cross-brand merch like Green Day? Would they be conservative cranks like Misfits? Would they be liberal cranks who hate each other like Dead Kennedys? All bad outcomes, and none of any concern. X’s second reunion album – and final album – is a whirlwind of the same dual-singer rockabilly-punk that made them an 80’s staple. The reunion novelty isn’t as strong as it was on Alphabetland, but the songs are tighter and more focused. There’s nothing really extraordinary here, but it’s just cool to see legends go around one last time. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/2/24

Never Broke Again – Compliments of Grave Digger Mountain

Alright look I’m very far behind on reviews and I’m historically bad at writing about hip-hop, so let’s just say that you know what you’re gonna get with this one. I have a soft spot for NBA YoungBoy, who is featured on nearly every song. The album is credited to the label he runs, so while there isn’t a true lead artist here, there’s just a couple people throughout the whole album. It’s just very good trap; fun, blistering songs with minimal beats, but not so minimal that they feel minimal. I was vibing at work to this one pretty hard. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 3/8/24

illuminati hotties – POWER

My birth month was graced with new albums from a half-dozen artists I absolutely love, IH included in it. I’m a big fan of what Sarah Tudzie brings to the table, a hybrid of pop-punk and indie that allows for songs that always sound familiar yet differ album-to-album. POWER is definitely on the softer side of things, much more indie-based than some previous releases. I certainly prefer her harder-edged stuff, but there’s a lot to like here too. These songs are simple and catchy, nice little personal odes. Not to deliver a backhanded compliment, but Tudzie’s voice has always been somewhat plain – here that’s effective, because it sounds like she’s in the room with you, improvising a ditty. It’s a unique feeling, and the songs benefit from it. It isn’t the most exciting album, but it’s got a very broad appeal. 

Grade: 7.5   Initial release date: 8/23/24

Charly Bliss – Forever

What a gem! Charly Bliss’s first two albums cemented the band as a pop-heavy indie with some punk spirit, in the same realm as the Beths. After a brief break, the band is back – with pure bubblegum pop-rock. This record is the same overproduced, big beat pop that I was lamenting before, but it’s used to full effect here. This record is fun as all hell. The best songs are mostly the bangers, and they come early. But the back half has a couple sneakily exceptional ballads, too. This is truly exceptional pop music. For more on this one, check my concert review. 

Grade: 7.5/10   Initial release date: 8/16/24

So Totally – Double Your Relaxation

The shoegaze revival is alive and well! I already knew one song going into this but I was still caught off-guard. The best songs on this record are very dense, very heavy and cryptic shoegaze songs. They’re buried under lots of distortion and many moving parts. I wouldn’t recommend this for someone looking for Slowdive, it doesn’t have the atmospheric rhythms and it isn’t soothing. It’s a record to put on with headphones and dig into all the puzzle pieces you can find, to see if you can assemble a song. Where the album suffers is quieter songs – there’s a few, and they don’t accomplish much. The back half pulled me out some, it’s deflating. The quieter moments are critical to the album, but they come too late and stick around too long. That said, it’s a really unique listen, and some of the individual songs are brilliant.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 5/17/24

Zayn – Room Under The Stairs

History doesn’t remember that George Harrison was the first Beatle to release a solo album, and history likely won’t remember that Zayn was the first One Direction member with a solo record. Zayn’s solo career has been overshadowed by Harry Styles’s. But where Harrison came out of the gate with folk rock far more experimental than what his band was doing, Zayn has been stuck circling the drain of tepid R&B. His debut was stark in how quickly he departed from his group’s saccharine pop, but he’s now been doing the same album repeatedly. He’s got nothing new here, and he sounds like he knows it. Sure, his voice is great throughout, but he doesn’t sound like he’s enjoying himself. This is perfectly listenable, but there’s a reason why he’s gotten overshadowed by Harry. Too long, and much too boring.

Grade: 6/10   Initial release date: 5/17/24

Dr. Dog – Dr. Dog

Bear with me for a second, because this is a fun full circle for me. Indie-folk legends Dr. Dog’s 2012 album Be The Void was the first album I ever reviewed, back in my college paper. I didn’t know what I was doing, and didn’t really know the band, but knew I wanted to take over the music column. It was a dry run (or an application?), and obviously I passed as I’m still doing the song-and-dance today. So a big shoutout to Dr. Dog, despite me really not keeping up with their output, for letting this blog happen at all. 

Anyways – it’s a fine record, but I wanted to like it more. It sounds like it was pulled from a 2010 deep freeze, it’s got the same folksy, warm indie that the band was doing then. That’s not a complaint, these songs are super inviting. But a majority of them are a little too soft, a little too muted. That works for some songs, but a whole record of it gets somewhat drab. It’s got a specific audience – people just a bit older than me that planted their flag in 00’s indie and haven’t moved on. Again, nothing wrong with that – respectable, even – but it means the record is just another notch rather than something noteworthy.

Grade: 7/10   Initial release date: 7/19/24

And that does it for…..August. Thanks for reading any of this that you did! There will be fewer reviews in September – I was preoccupied with fun family stuff. But check back in a week or so for that post, there’s a lot of great albums in the pipeline.

Rock on!

Sorry Guys, Women Won Music (Again) in 2014

Man, us men really spent the year treading water. As 2014 comes to a (well-deserved) close, and we discuss the best and worst in music, one thing in evident – women really lead the way. Women released better songs, better albums and had more progressive things to say than men did. So although men can boast, dick around and talk big, it was women that paved every path this year. Aloe Blacc was the man? Well Beyonce was Flawless. From Laura Jane Grace to Ariel Pink, Wiz Khalifa to Mish Way, both men and women helped women become the beacons of music in 2014.

2013 was an exceptional year for women in music, too. I almost wrote this article last year, but I was then too devoted to keeping this blog strictly reviews. It’s amazing to think it was only last year that unknown teenager Lorde nearly overtook Robin Thicke for biggest song of the year. But where 2013 was all about new acts establishing themselves in new niches of music (like one Crutchfield sister in Swearin’ and the other in Waxahatchee, both redefining punk), 2014 was all about the big names taking sides and taking stances.

2014 began on December 13th of last year, when “Beyonce” dropped unexpectedly. Not even the album’s guest stars knew there was an album coming out. Only Beyonce could have a release that huge, that unannounced and that coherent. It would go on to champion a year full of feminism and sexuality where women dominated, with only minimal exceptions.

Women Dominated Albums

“Beyonce” may have been the year’s best album (if you count it), but it was one of just many great albums from women. Charli XCX and Nicki Minaj followed in Beyonce’s path and released December albums – a month usually reserved for contractual-obligation Christmas albums. Tinashe and FKA twigs released two of the year’s best debuts, two R&B albums that establish each singer’s other-worldly confidence. And speaking of other-worldly confidence, the year’s best album unabashedly went to St. Vincent. Annie Clark’s guitar-drenched songs of surveillance and snakes were nothing else we heard all year, in both scope and confidence.

Taylor Swift did something usually disastrous for musicians and switched genres (Remember “Forever“?). But she went passive, attacking armchair critics on “Shake it Off,” not coincidentally one of the year’s best/biggest songs. “1989” was a big mess of a pop album that convinced many people (myself) that there really is more there than angry break-up songs.

Another one of the year’s best albums came from Lana Del Ray, who listened to criticisms and improved her music in every way. “Ultraviolence” was dark, brooding and seductive – a 60’s minimalist pop work that’s ready to defend itself from Youtube comments. With songs like “Fucked My Way to the Top,” Lana owned her identity, to the chagrin of many. In comparison, Sam Smith provided one of the year’s best songs – “Stay With Me” – but struggled to find his own musical identity, with a lackluster debut and less of a personality than his minimalist pop peers.

And this brings us back to last year’s minimalist dear, Lorde. Lorde didn’t release any music in 2014 save one song, “Yellow Flicker Beat.” But the song came from the soundtrack to the recent Hunger Games movie, a soundtrack she was assigned to curate. That, itself, is a huge deal for anyone – especially someone still in their teenage years. And, she chose people of a like mind – CHVRCHES, Tove Lo, Tinashe, HAIM, Bat For Lashes, Charli XCX and Grace Jones (!!!) all make appearances.

Women Dominated Songs

“I got one more problem with you, girl”

“I go on too many dates / at least that’s what people say”

“Fuck the skinny bitches in the motherfucking club”

Women seemed to rule the radio this year, too. The year’s best songs and most provocative lyrics belonged to women. Let’s look at these three examples – Ariana Grande dominated the charts this year, with no bigger song than “Problem,” with Iggy Azalea. It was a horn-blasting, bombastic pop song influenced by DJ Mustard’s production but without any unnecessary DJ attachment. Taylor Swift tossed critics askew in a side of her we’ve never seen before, and Nicki Minaj rallied against pro-look pro-anti-feminists. “Anaconda” was one of the year’s best songs – she took a comedically remembered hit from ’92 about the male gaze and repurposed it into a song about female body positivity. What’s better than that?

Elsewhere, there was the female talent showcase of Jessie J/Grande/Minaj on the excellent “Bang Bang,” a song that’s just about bangin,’ and it’s great. It’s just a fun, upbeat pop song that shows off some talent. Grimes’ only contribution to 2014 was “Go,” a crazy, pseudo-steampunk song that reflects your every mood when you listen to it. Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” might not be one of the year’s most revered songs, but it tied Janet Jackson for most weeks at #1, and it’s just another notch in her book.

Women Owned Feminism & Sexuality

So let’s talk about the most important woman of the year, alright? Laura Jane Grace, of Against Me! In 2012, after Against Me!’s miserably regressive “White Crosses” album, Tom Gabel announced that he was going to start living as a woman, Laura Jane Grace. Grace joined Janet Mock and Laverne Cox, among others, in a year where the transgender movement finally came to a public eye. So Against Me!’s 2014 album, “Transgender Dysphoria Blues” opened a wide audience to a previously closed movement. And while the album had some weak points, tracks like “True Trans Soul Rebel,” “Unconditional Love” and “Drinking With the Jocks” illustrate Grace’s struggles with gender identity in the way of some of Against Me!’s most abrasive lyrics yet.

And while we’re on punk, two of the year’s best feminists were Mish Way and Meredith Graves. Mish Way’s band, White Lung, released one of the year’s best albums in “Deep Fantasy.” The album is heavy and real from start to finish, but it’s centered around its second best song, “I Believe You,” a song that’s written from the POV of a surprisingly understanding friend of someone who’s admitting they’ve been sexually assaulted. The song is both musically and lyrically the heaviest thing they’ve done, and it’s one of the year’s most important minute and 42 seconds.

Meredith Graves, of Perfect Pussy, had a busy year. Perfect Pussy’s debut, “Say Yes to Love,” was secretly modeled off the line, “Why do we say yes to love?” The album has a feminist tone throughout, with Graves frequently taking on the established male punk precedent (if you can hear the vocals). Punk music needs a reason to be energetic; Graves and co. don’t hold back about that reason.

Outside of the band, Graves published essays on being a woman in the music industry, comparing Andrew W.K. to Lana Del Ray, and on male pattern violence after Mark Kozelek made an unnecessary, public feud with the War on Drugs.

On the sexuality side, it’s easy to say that sexuality in music as all about confidence – whether it’s outward, like Beyonce’s “Drunk in Love,”  Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” – or sultry and subversive – FKA twigs “Video Girl,” Tinashe’s “2 On,” this year was full of strong, confident women, and it’s been a joy of a ride. Keep it up, 2015.

There Are Always Exceptions

Of course there’s exceptions. With Azealea Banks finally getting to release her excellent debut, “Broke With Expensive Taste,” came some harassing, homophobic Twitter rants that diminished credibility. (I won’t link to them – know that they’re out there).

She also started an ongoing feud with 2014’s most problematic female, Iggy Azalea. For those of you reading this, by now you’re surely at least familiar with the name – she had a number of huge hits in the summer – “Problem,” with Ariana Grande, “No Mediocre,” with T.I., and her own songs “Fancy” with Charli XCX and “Black Widow” with Rita Ora. I have to admit, from a music standpoint, I think they’re all great songs. But I wish I didn’t know anything about her when I listen to them. Azalea is Australian by birth, British by upbringing, and whiter than a jar of Hellmann’s. But she raps in a fake, black Southern accent (see: Atlanta) to mimic those who “influence” her. She’s trying way too damn hard and yes, it’s really racist. And yes, she has dropped the N-word.

Lana Del Ray also sparked some controversy by saying she would rather talk about space travel than feminism. The degree to which it’s just to fit in with her old-money, Gatsby-befriending persona is debatable, but it’s something that was said and can’t be forgotten.

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus also made trouble with some serious, continuous cultural appropriation, done for their own “artistic benefits.” Both artists have remained silent when asked by fans to stand up for actual black issues like Ferguson.

But Here’s What Men Did This Year

Men accomplished little this year, in terms of music (and most other things). As always – exceptions. Pharrell’s “G I R L” album was a great, feminist work (and acted as an unintentional apology for “Blurred Lines”). Perfume Genius’ song “Queen” was one of the most honest, heartbreakingly rattling songs of the year. Patrick Carney, of the Black Keys, had a year spent on the offensive where he called out people like Jack White for their actions. And, artists like John Legend and J. Cole led the movement to recognize the need to acknowledge Ferguson, with ?uestlove adding that we need more Bob Dylans and Rage Against the Machines – artists with political motivations. But for every Run the Jewels, there’s at least one Eminem, so let’s look at men being men:

Eminem. Eminem released a song where he threatens to punch Lana Del Ray. Why? To what purpose? Eminem is 42 years old, and his fight for relevance includes threatening the most passive, pacifistic singer you can think of? That’s not intimidating. If Eminem wanted to stay popular, he’d retire and let his record speak for itself. Or, he could actually focus on the quality of his music, since he hasn’t had a good song since “Lose Yourself” (arms spaghetti) and his 2014 contribution was a Shady greatest hits compilation no one asked for.

Mark Kozelek. Sun Kil Moon’s 2014 album “Benji” was remarkable, but the 47 year old singer is also fighting a losing battle with aging, as he started a one-sided, unnecessary feud with the War on Drugs, a band that has looked up to him, and has taken no part in this imaginary feud. It all culminated with the admittedly silly and meta but still homophobic single, “The War on Drugs Can Suck My Cock.” The fact that these attacks are unresponded to amounts to nothing more than Kozelek trying to prove his manliness and yelling at a crowd that isn’t listening.

Ariel Pink. Human clickbait Ariel Pink’s 2014 album, “pom pom” made a lot of year-end lists. I didn’t listen to it. Ariel Pink called out Grimes, for some reason, calling her “stupid and retarded,” insults I never realized people used after the age of 12. Pink said he was contacted by Madonna to record for her new album only to say she’s been on a big downward spiral. Madonna’s publicist said he was lying, that she had never heard of him. Downward spiral? Meet Ariel Pink.

Robin Thicke. Thicke! Thicke was quiet in 2014, but he wasn’t trying to be. Black metal bands be damned, the creepiest album of 2014 went to “Paula,” Thicke’s in-depth, hyper-specific public apology to his ex-wife. First week sales counts: USA – 24,000. UK – 530. Australia – 158. 158 copies in Australia didn’t crack the Top 200.

Phil Rudd. For a band that sings constantly about manly stuff like rocking and violence, AC/DC’s first controversy didn’t come until this year, when drummer Phil Rudd was arrested for trying to hire a hitman to kill his wife. The band was as shocked as it’s fans, where was this rock and roll stuff in 1977?

Future killed the good fortune he’d set up with one of the best albums of the year, “Honest,” by admitting he cheated on Ciara and by guesting on the atrocious “Pussy Overrated” with Wiz Khalifa. Jack White did interviews where he groomed his image by verbally attacking respected artists like Adele, the Black Keys, and even Meg. Chris Brown got arrested a few more times, and had the gall to release a song about disloyal girlfriends. I could keep going on about men in music, but these are the biggest examples. Most of the best music of the year was done by women, and women made the bigger stories. They’ve had to, because to be anything less than extraordinary is going to get them shelved under male musicians. Let’s keep this going. 2015 should be the return of Adele, and Beyonce might even give us another album. We’re starting on the right foot.

-By Andrew McNally. Inevitable responses can be directed to amcnal817@gmail.com. Article can be reprinted or referenced, with citation. Feel free to remove links if ya do.

Eminem – “The Marshall Mathers LP 2”

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Grade: A-

Key Tracks: “Rap God,” “Evil Twin”

Sequels are bold claims. Sequels can seem like an easy way to grab an audience. “Hey, you liked it the first time, how about we do it all again?” But sequels demand the same quality as their predecessor, and rarely deliver. For every “Terminator 2″, there’s three “MIIB”s. You could argue that this is Em’s third sequel – “Recovery” followed “Relapse,” “The Eminem Show” was followed by “Encore.” But this one’s different, for two reasons. The first LP came out in 2000, and it’s been a long 13 years since then. Also, there’s the title – fans were expecting another messy and jaw-dropping album of Eminem rapping about himself and how he is about to fly off the rails. And, well, he delivers. In fact, he delivers almost completely consistently in what’s one of the best rap albums of the year, hands down.

What made Eminem so popular (and controversial) in the ’90′s was his mixing of humor and very, very violent lyrics. And this LP, nostalgia or not, is full of both. He comes out of the gate on a 7+ minute opening track “Bad Guy” threatening to bury two different people alive in a song where he twice gets to a screaming level. There’s a sound effect of him killing people in a skit that follows. On one of the better tracks, “Brainless,” he laments on how if he had been smarter growing up, he would’ve become a criminal (and namedrops plenty of famous ones). And in the intense and affecting finale, “Evil Twin,” he raps about growing up with his wild anger tendencies. Even at 41, his internal anger issues still sound horrifyingly believable.

But it’s not all violent – there’s humor, both dark and laughable. The deliriously enjoyable “So Far…” sees him rapping about being approached by fans when he’s trying to do remedial tasks like take out the trash (not clean his closet, unfortunately), all set over a sample of Joe Walsh’s “Life’s Been Good.” He raps like Yoda over a sample of the Zombies’ “Time of the Season” on the song “Rhyme or Reason.” And the namedrops and references are as on par as they were in the 90′s. He quotes the famous magnets line from Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracle.” There’s just an endless supply of clever lines. “I’m Lysol / I’m household” is one of my favorites.

The album is not without it’s faults – two major ones. The first is the length. This album is 16 songs and 78 minutes. I can see why it was never cut down, nearly every song is gold and not a single moment is wasted, but it still feels far too long. A premium edition of the album runs at 21 songs. This may actually warrant a double album, because none of these songs should be cut out. The other problem lies, surprisingly, in the production. It’s slick, of course, but the music behind Eminem is often just loud enough that it’s tough to actually hear the man himself. With Dr. Dre’s (still alive) and Rick Rubin’s names all over the album, it’s pretty disappointing that the balance is off so frequently.

One six-minute track on this album is called “Rap God.” That’s a boastful claim, but that’s what this album is – it’s Eminem. He’s running the show. His rapping sounds better than it ever has, even in his early years. There’s one point in the song where he’s rapping so fast that Twista is being put to shame (remember him?). Em’s name is on the album’s title for a reason. There’s only a handful of guest spots – two from Skylar Grey, one from Nate Ruess (of fun.), a forgettable re-pairing with Rihanna, and one with Kendrick Lamar. Lamar – who is seen as a rapidly rising star – is the only other rapper here, and he’s kept in place by a more wild Eminem. We may have written Em off, or even forgotten about him, but there’s no denying he’s back. And he’s still rap royalty. “The Marshall Mathers LP 2″ isn’t perfect, but as far as sequels go, it’s bordering on “Godfather Part II” in a world of “Police Academy 6″s.

If you like this, try: Kanye and Jay-Z have abandoned their throne – it’s open. Em’s return was surprising, but one of the other viable candidates, Drake, is just as moody, shocking and thought-provoking. I recommend his very recent “Nothing Was the Same.”